Friday, May 26, 2006
Watched X-Men.
I recommend you to watch it ONLY if you love watching:
1) Jean Gray the schizophrenic bitch
2) Jean Gray the slut
3) Jean Gray the hollow brain idiot
4) Jean Gray with her legs all over various men
5) Jean Gray being pampered to death for having such a major part in this movie
6) Jean Gray not actually deserving being fed such biased candy
7) Jean Gray being named THE MOST POWERFUL mutant in the world. Yup, even more powerful than Professor X and Magneto. Oh hahaha.
8) Jean. Gray.
9) Ehm, what was it again? Oh yes, JEAN GRAY! *waves pom poms*
Uh? Just Jean Gray? No one else, you ask? No others?
What others?!Alternatively, I suppose you could watch it for:
1) The death of X-Men WHO ACTUALLY MATTER.
2) Not only death, but death in a pretty PATHETIC, and I mean PATHETIC manner.
3) Out of those who were lucky enough to survive, some decided to go get rid of their powers because of their OH MY GAWD boyfriends.
4) Only because, the director/producers/scriptwriters etc. were either
a. Brain dead
b. Very drunk
c. On crack
5) Some characters who appear from nowhere
6) Some characters who disappear to....nowhere. Nope, not even 1 second of screentime
7) Wolverine being love sick
8) Storm being a babysitter
9) Shit characterization
I'll tell you what X3 comes down to. Pretty nonsense. Great actors, lousy script, horribly character development.
X3, to put simply, is an insult.No respect, no passion. The change of directors is highly regrettable.
Still, the special effects were great.
But this film is so ambitious that it falls flat on it's face. Forget the pretty computerized bits, if this is the last film to the whole X-Men movie franchise, I'll have to say, it crashed real bad, because it destroyed all X-Men was about.
The one thing that can save it now?
Redistribute the movie as "Jean Gray". Heck, we ALL LOVE HER. -_-
8:50 PM
